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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sandandglass

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

masterofbirds

The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things.

He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.

tater--th0ts

I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do

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thesarcasticwaterlizard

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: How is Pokemon GO going to work? Is every pokemon going to be within a distance for everyone to collect them? Am I going to have to travel across the world just to get an Eevee? Will pokemon show up at my college? In my room? How does it work? Am I going to have to climb a mountain just to look at a Geodude? How big are we talking of a game space? Will people actually join me in a pokemon fight? How many people are going to have this were I live? Field pokemon in fields? What if I live in a city? Only garbage pokemon? What does this mean? I need answers.

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lomadia
beggerprince72: “tenaflyviper: “turboslime: “drinkmasturbatecry: “ razzledazzy: “ netforce0: “ descartes-and-thosecartes: “ sensorydeprivationprincess: “ turboslime: “ Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is...
turboslime

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

sensorydeprivationprincess

oh my god

descartes-and-thosecartes

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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netforce0

im crying

razzledazzy

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

drinkmasturbatecry

“bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

turboslime

i cannot believe this post is back on my dash

tenaflyviper

I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry.

beggerprince72

Oh the power and longevity of urban legends